Monday, April 25, 2005

[itsdifferent] Universal Laws

Few are very cool......

"Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70
mph."
                                                       - Jim Samuals

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From: Apoorva [.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 20, 2005 2:36 PM
To: Apoorva
Subject: Universal Laws

      Universal Laws
     

      1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated
with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

      2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped,  will
roll
to the least accessible corner.

      3. Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never
get an
engaged one.

      4. Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for
work
because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.


      5. O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you
have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

      6. Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone
rings.

      7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of
meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to
be
seen with.

      8. Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine
won't work, it will.

      9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

      10. Breda's Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are
furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

      11. Owen's Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

      12. Howden's Law: You remember you have to mail a letter only
when
your mailbox is full.
     
      13. Murphy's Law: What has to go wrong will go wrong.






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