Friday, May 13, 2005

[itsdifferent] FW: Women's Special




By  the  time  the  Lord  made woman, he was into his  sixth day of working
overtime.   An angel appeared and said, "Why  are you spending so much time
on  this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet  on her?
She  has to be completely washable, but not plastic,  have over 200 movable
parts,  all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and  leftovers,   have
a  lap that can hold four chil dren at one time, have a kiss that can  cure
anything  from  a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two  hands!? No way! And
that's  just  on  the standard model? That's too much work for    one  day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But  I  won't,"  the  Lord  protested.  "I  am  so close  to finishing this
creation  that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when
she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman."But you have made her so
soft, Lord."

"She  is  soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have
no idea what she can endure or accomplish.

" Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The  Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to
reason and negotiate."

The  angel  then  noticed  something, and reaching out, touched the woman's
cheek. "OOPS, it looks like you have a leak in this model.

I told you  that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear !"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The  Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her
pain,  her  disappointment,  her  love, her loneliness, her  grief and her

The  angel  was  impressed.  "You  are  a  genius,  Lord.  You  thought  of
everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry
burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.They smile when they want to
scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and
laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They
stand up to injustice. They  don't take "no" for an answer when they
believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can
have.  They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love  unconditionally.They cry when their children excel and cheer
when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth
or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the
loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no
strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours. They'll drive, fly, walk, run
or  e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman
is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give
moral support to their family and friends. Women  have vital things to say
and everything to give.


PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to remind
them just how amazing they are ... also to some men to remind them to
appreciate the women they have !!  


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Thanx , Group Co-Ordinators

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