Monday, August 08, 2005

[itsdifferent] Marketing Concepts

            You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

           You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.
Marry me!"

                         That's Direct Marketing.



            You're at a party with a bunch of friends
and see a

                              gorgeous girl.

            One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at

                   you says, "He's very rich. Marry
him."

                            That's Advertising.





                    You see a gorgeous girl at a
party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The
next day you call and

                     Say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry
me."

                           That's Telemarketing.



   You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get
up and straighten

your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You
open the door for

her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say,

              "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you
marry me?"

                         That's Public Relations.



    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
walks up to you and

                                   Says,

              "You are very rich." That's Brand
Recognition.



    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say, "I'm

        rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap
on your face.

                      That's Customer Feedback!!!!!



    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say, "I am

        Very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you
to her husband

                       That's demand and supply gap.



    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you

say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face
towards you ------------

                            she is your wife !

             That's competition eating into your
market share.



           
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